I finally understand why some men choose to replace their old models and move up to a trophy wife. Too much upkeep.
You see, a 60 year old woman is a lot like a ten-year-old computer. If the hard drive and motherboard do not go out entirely the computer is still so much trouble to update and keep working. Sometimes it is just easier to get the newer model.
I did not have to face that tough a choice recently. My pc’s motherboard and the processor had died. So I sprung for a new pc. Now I am pretty happy. Mostly because the computer works with my old software for the most part, the old monitor and also my old ergonomic keyboard.
I also was pleased to find my old printer works just fine. It’s refusal to print was not the result of its temperamental nature in how paper was loaded. I cannot tell you how many times I loaded and re-loaded paper thinking that was the problem. Little did I know: the printer is hooked directly to the mother board or the processor. I forget which.
In any event, the old printer now prints faster than a pair of lovey-dove rabbits turn out baby bunnies. Though it is too old for its scanner and what-not to mesh with my new pc. But who cares? Scanning was a rare chore on which I had to consult the manual. Easier to send it some other way, even if that meant snail mail. On the other hand, I do wonder if I should get a new printer, one that does everything or plug along with what is workable but sometimes temperamental.
Sort of like the upkeep choices an older woman faces. There are the essentials: Healthful diet. Exercise. Halfway fashionable clothes that are still comfortable on a body taken to sagging at unexpected places. And what about clothes that are clearly cute and trendy. But not designed for the woman in her 60’s. As they say, just because you can fit into it doesn’t mean you should wear it.
Then there are the more difficult maintenance issues. The graying hair. Whether to color or just condition and let it go natural. I frankly can’t tell when the colorist at the salon has finished what it is she has done. Even she admits the grays blend in with the blond so there are no “roots.” On the one hand, the grays are wiry and uncontrollable without a little color treatment.
If you can count, you can tell I have run out of hands. But I am still left with the question: is it worth sitting in a salon for forty-five minutes and spending more than what you would pay for an iPhone just to get rid of the unrulies? And yes, I have tried so many hair care products to get rid of the unrulies I could have bought an iPad.
Another option is to treat the gray unrulies with a home color product or glaze, or some-such, myself. After reading all the directions, applying the mess to my hair, setting my ancient (by technology standards) iPhone’s timer, and sitting around at home with goop on my head, then realizing my nails need doing too, but there isn’t enough time on the timer to do them at the same time, I wonder if any of it is worth the effort. After all, I still have to fool with my new pc and see if I can re-set the screen resolution so I can read what I am typing. That is, unless I buy a pair of glasses especially for the computer.
Next up on my list: I have purchased a home gel nail care kit. The new stuff that leaves your nails good to go for at least two weeks. Even if you use your computer, do a little gardening, cooking and stack or wash dishes. Again, not sure if frugality and time justify the end result. But can a mature (I hate that word but is “old” any better?) woman go out in public with nails that look like she works at the zoo? This project will probably be as good an idea as it would be for me to attempt to repair the motherboard.
Now that my computer is working, my husband had his laptop repaired. Turns out there was a dust ball inside his laptop. No big deal right? Well, when he got it home, not only is the screen resolution not right but the sound no longer plays. And he uses his laptop primarily for reading news and listening to music. So you can guess how happy he is.
I just hope my husband doesn’t decide his wife is as much trouble to maintain as his laptop.